Friday, April 1, 2011

CYoga - New Yoga Cycling Class

The secret is out that the Yoga industry is gaining a new leader brought on to help launch new/old traditional Yoga concept called CYoga. The concept hopes to revive the idea that Yoga cannot be done without successfully first riding your bike. Insiders say Yoga has a long tradition of supporting the “Bicycle Poses.” These poses were all but  forgotten and almost lost into eternity except by the purist of CYogaMasterPros. The “Bicycle Poses” or sometimes called the “Cycling Poses” have been around since pre-bicycle conception and is believed to perhaps be the initial inspiration into the bicycle itself. New archives show the Wright brothers and also an old Asian Buddhist practiced a sundry of traditional poses which reflected that of riding a bicycle.

A one hour class of “Cyoga” is almost all cycling and little to nothing is done on the floor or even off the bike like the Yoga most people practice today. Many modern Yogists dismiss the concept as an old Wives Tale and say the mirage of Cycling Poses are silly and have nothing to do with the real tradition of Yoga.

Rumor has it the largest Yoga teaching school is on board with the CYoga concept and will be begin teaching its practitioners Worldwide mid - 2011. This attempt is a response to failed revivals FitYogaRight and a partnership with Euro’s BioYogaRacer.

Insiders say the new leader has always felt Yoga is actually cycling and is finally going to prove it to the Yoga world. However, when interviewing one local Yogist whose name he would not divulge felt if he were playing baseball this would be strike 3 for the large Yoga Company.

Our first attempt in a class did not go so well when practicing the Downward Cycling Dog pose as one of the Yogi Pros in training smashed his nose on the stem resulting in a stream of blood running down his face.

No comments:

Post a Comment